New Pet

This is a petition to the parents to get a new pet. I was severely disappointed when we got another cat while I was away on my mission. Especially since it turned out to be such an idiot of a cat. Whatever happened to the dog lover in dad? This pooch is truly endearing, and besides, it's wearing pearls. And who doesn't like jewelry wearing kanines? You have no heart nor sense of style if you answered "Not I." (Though I know none of you did because you would have said "Not me," which is gramatically incorrect). So I say, let's get her.